May 17 2008
Brad and Angelina one step closer to saving the world
Oil prices rising.
Food prices escalating.
World peace.
UN corruption.
War in Iraq.
Tension with Iran.
National debt and unchecked spending.
High taxes.
Violent crime.
Despots and Dictators.
This is just a brief list of things not to ponder and concern ourselves with. We can breathe now. The California Supreme Court ruling, legalizing gay marriage, has made all right with the world. I am so excited about our future now that I could not sleep a wink. I laid awake all night just thinking about it.
Ellen and Portia need to personally thank Brad and Angelina, for without them none of this would be happening. With their startling declaration that they would not legitimize their own union and their own children until gays in this country could legally wed, the entire axis of the earth shifted. At the rate these beautiful people are populating the earth the pressure to legalize gay marriage has been immense.
As Ellen and Portia walk down the isle to revel in wedded bliss, we can forget that over 60% of California’s population voted “no” to gay marriage and that the California Supreme Court has ignored the will of the people. Oh, how I hope for a big wedding with lots of cameras, big fanfare and massive news blitzes!
How can you not be carried away by this excitement? By golly, don’t you know what this means! Now that California and Massachusetts have legalized gay marriage there are only, according to Barrack Obama, 55 states left that have to follow suite and then Brad and Angelina can get married. Once Brad and Angie are married there will be peace throughout the world! Ain’t it a beautiful thang?
