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Jun 22 2008

Caution: This Sign Has Sharp Edges

Published by Max Steel at 5:00 am under Uncategorized Edit This

BY VIRGINIA H. SHANAHAN

THIS WEEKS NEWS IN REVIEW
Barack Obama once again plays the victim of race in an effort to keep the focus off his failed Marxist ideologies, and inexperience. Obama: Half honkey; All donkey.

Barack Obama’s campaign refused to permit two Muslim women wearing head scarves to sit behind him at a campaign rally. Once Obama discovered they were not his sisters he immediately contacted the ladies and apologized.

Michelle Obama underwent an extreme make-over this week. She is proving to be a tough sell. Seems few are in the market for an angry, bitter, woman. In an effort to become socially acceptable, she has been assigned her own chief of staff. Boy, she’s movin’ on up.

Lou Dobbs claims the latest Salmonella Outbreak is “sufficient reason to impeach Bush.” Along with the right to vote, a drivers license, and free health care, how about tossing in the gift bag a bottle of $.99 “germ x” hand sanitizer. Heaven forbid employees demand the illegal immigrants wash their hands with soap before handling the tomatoes.

Seventeen high school girls in Gloucester, MA are pregnant. These girls apparently made a pact with each other to get pregnant. One of the fathers is a 24 year old homeless man. A clueless liberal suggests the way to prevent this is handing condoms out in school. Yes, that would have helped. Condoms are great for homeless people, because they can put their car keys in it when it rains.

62% of all Americans agree with John McCain’s call to end the moratorium on offshore drilling. 100% of American laborers believe those should be American jobs.

Obama lied – a lot. No room left under his bus.

This has been the weeks news in review.

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2 Responses to “Caution: This Sign Has Sharp Edges”

  1. grt8dayon 22 Jun 2008 at 9:47 pm edit this

    What a great sign! That just cracks me up. I would love to see more of these types of humorous items on your blog. Thanks- lightened up my night that is for sure!

  2. fernandoon 24 Jun 2008 at 9:54 am edit this

    Virginia,Virginia, why so vitriol? I understand where you neo-cons are coming from, and it’s ashame nothing can be done about it. So much talent special gifts, intelligence, its sad when you couple that with greed and envy,and an attitude of I built it I own it. Not withstanding you’ll make policies that suck the life blood out of this country and redirect it to yourselves. All for a dream that can not and will not come true. I know your not going to post this and I’m not writing so that you do. I just wanted share this with you. Maybe there is hope..

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