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Sep 09 2008

The Difference Between Republicans and Democrats

Published by Max Steel at 8:02 pm under Uncategorized Edit This

The difference between Republicans & Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republicans pocket and gave him fifty dollars.

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4 Responses to “The Difference Between Republicans and Democrats”

  1. threedegreeson 09 Sep 2008 at 9:03 pm edit this

    So you’re seriously trying to say that a Republican would hire a homeless person, let alone give them $20?!? I wonder what life’s like on the drugs you take. I’m sure they’re prescribed by your doctor and all, and when you run out, your maid can score more for you. Ah well, 10:00, probably time for Hannity & Colmes. Spoiler Alert: Obama’s a muslim and John McCain was a POW. There, I just saved you from an hour of crap.

  2. rlrwkon 09 Sep 2008 at 9:06 pm edit this

    Yeah right! The difference is the democrat went and bought the man a meal and the republican looked the other way and walked ahead to his office. he didn’t think of the man again until later when he was discussing with his friend “those people in the park”…..

    Meanwhile the democrat was trying to help him get a job but thanks to republican laws you can’t be hired without a permanent address…..

    So the democrat took him to sign up on food stamps and welfare BUT turns out you need an address for that to

    So the democrat gives him a $50 bill and promises to come back the next day……..

    Yes I know this was a joke, but this joke has no basis in reality and hopefully even republicans know it doesn’t. I don’t know though ignorance is spreading fast amongst the republicans.

  3. mbheardon 10 Sep 2008 at 1:50 am edit this

    Thank you for your welcome:) The song was by Belle Perez, I thought it was cool too. I’ll stop by sometime.

  4. mikeywriteswellon 10 Sep 2008 at 7:29 am edit this

    Then the independent thinker came along and showed the homeless guy how to sell his “homeless” art on ebay using the computers at the local shelter.

    http://waxingpoetically.today.com

    http://artfromtheoutskirts.today.com

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