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Jan 07 2009

Porn Kings Larry Flynt & Joe Francis Ask for Government Bailout

Published by Max Steel at 4:26 pm under Uncategorized Edit This

A $5 billion government bailout for the porn industry? Hmmm… haven’t we been screwed enough? What do you think?

I don’t care who you are, this is great comedy. And, as much as I despise who they are and what they represent, they have done a brilliant job of exemplifying everything wrong with these bailouts.

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Press Contacts:
Larry Flynt: Owen Moogan
Joe Francis: Lisa DuFort

Hustler’s Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis Ask For Government Bailout Of The Adult Entertainment Industry

The $13 Billion Industry Is In No Fear Of Collapse, But Why Take Chances?

January 7, 2008 Los Angeles, CA As the 2009 AVN Adult Expo opens in Las Vegas this week, Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis and HUSTLER magazine publisher Larry Flynt are petitioning the newly convened 111th Congress to provide a financial bailout for the adult entertainment industry along the lines of what is being sought by the Big Three automakers, a spokesperson for Francis announced today.

Adult industry leaders Flynt and Francis sent a joint request to Congress asking for $5 billion in federal assistance, “Just to see us through hard times,” Francis said. “Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation’s most important businesses, we feel we deserve the same consideration. In difficult economic times, Americans turn to entertainment for relief. More and more, the kind of entertainment they turn to is adult entertainment.”

But according to Flynt the recession has acted like a national cold shower. “People are too depressed to be sexually active,” Flynt says, “This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex.”

While not to the degree felt by banks and automakers, the Adult Entertainment industry has been hit by the effects of the economic downturn. DVD sales and rentals have decreased by 22 percent in the past year as viewers turn to the internet for adult entertainment. It is estimated that roughly half of all internet users visit adult sites, with the number of unique visitors to adult websites (including GirlsGoneWild.com and Hustler.com) has grown to more than 75 million per month.

But the “saltpeter” effect remains.

“With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind,” Flynt says, “It’s time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly.”

“The popularity of adult entertainment in America has grown steadily for the past half century,” Francis says. “Its emergence into the mainstream of popular culture suggests that the US government should actively support the adult industry’s survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people.”

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5 Responses to “Porn Kings Larry Flynt & Joe Francis Ask for Government Bailout”

  1. jodapoeton 07 Jan 2009 at 5:01 pm edit this

    Sorry, I can’t comment because I’m still laughing too hard :0

  2. azwriter2008on 07 Jan 2009 at 5:29 pm edit this

    this can’t be true! the porn industy needs a bailout? give me a break! now ive seen everything

  3. gamingtipson 08 Jan 2009 at 5:14 am edit this

    It’s not about whether they need a bailout. as an industry that pays into taxes just like the auto makers and the financial industry, aren’t they entitled to one?

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  4. ndfenceofobamaon 08 Jan 2009 at 8:14 am edit this

    I was going to start making jokes about stimulus packages here but I will spare the moderator. This thinking by Flynt and Francis is utterly ridiculous.
    If Francis would stop filming under age girls and winding up in civil court, he wouldn’t need a stimulus package.
    As for Flynt, he may have more of a shot. Readership is down with all print media sources. Since we have a bunch of idiots on the hill, I wouldn’t be shocked if they gave Larry the money. It will probably be attached to some infrastructure bill everyone votes for, or maybe a Social security bill or something.

  5. Virginia Shanahanon 08 Jan 2009 at 8:28 am edit this

    Viagra for everybody! LOL.

    If you read it closely the opening line states the following:

    “The $13 Billion Industry Is In No Fear Of Collapse, But Why Take Chances?”

    They then go on to reference the bailout for the automakers.

    I believe they have done an excellent job of illustrating the absurd by being absurd.

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